May 2013
zeldalise:
oh my god I just realized something okay
so if yahoo is buying tumblr for about $1 billion and tumblr is estimated to have 50 billion posts then it means that every post is worth two cents
I am actually giving you my two cents in every post
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
justxlosersxlikexme:
So here’s the plan, we give all the angels Redbull
cowboybeboop:
viste:
cowboybeboop:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan. get off our website yahooligan!
mintsmintsmints:
captorihardlyknowher:
count-vulvula:
thedivingboard:
russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks
15 minutes late they clearly weren’t
russian
looks like they were
stalin
you guys are putin way too much time into this
betterbemeta:
There are two kinds of people
underneathesestairs:
So if you’re not signed into tumblr and you go on someone’s blog, you’ll see this
And if you click the “Join Tumblr” button the background will be a post that that person reblogged, so I did it from my brother’s blog and
vampirequeen:
bonnibelbubblegum:
IRAN OUT OF DORITOS
dandyions:
i can’t believe tumblr user egberts bought tumblr
genocidercyo:
clockey:
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
deanisaclosetedgeek:
deidaracchi:
today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said...
rhydonmyhardon:
i fricken hate math jokes I only get them a fraction of the time
talikriosvakarian:
Honestly, i would have never thought, that when i bought Mass Effect, that it would become the game that i am more obsessed than with any other game before. I have never and i mean NEVER played a game this many times through in sucha short time and not get little bit bored with them.
radstunts:
lookslikeazipper:
Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT
I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON
HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE...
dunwall:
connorkawaii:
“take a shot for every time the UK doesnt get points”
at least the alcohol is free
highschooljewsical:
graham norton literally gets better as the night goes on like by this point he does not give a SHIT he’s just taking the piss out of everyone i feel it really represents the uk
uggatrip:
when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline
kuroenigma:
echobo:
lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
an-egg:
I FFUCKING FOUOND A SHREK TEXT GENERATOR AND IM ALUGHING SO ARHARD
ihadfangirlingthrustuponme:
abaddon4queen:
breadmaakesyoufat:
causticgambler:
nayariverax:
remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.
WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT
A RING DING DING DINGDEMGDEMG
should have sent him to eurovision
we would’ve fucking won as well
